Tuesday, December 1, 2009

If I were to get married this Friday...

1. I'd be missing the most precious Christmas with my roommates ever.

2. I wouldn't have gotten to spend all of Sunday decorating the tree and having roommate Thanksgiving.

3. I would be sleeping in a bedroom with colors I hate.

4. I wouldn't get to spend Christmas Eve night and Christmas Day with my family.

5. I wouldn't feel this relaxed right now.

6. I would be stressing over so many things: how on earth are we going to go on a honeymoon? did he pay rent? does he actually have a job to come back to? when is he going to leave me?

7. I would be in very real danger of bringing a child into a life that would most likely include a single mother.

8. I would miss out on what actually IS God's best... a man that will actually love me, not just be content with the knowledge that I'm around somewhere when he's bored, needs transportation, someone to blame things on, someone to pay for things, etc.

Joey was right. There's a difference between Mr. Right and Mr. Close Enough. I was so incredibly deceived into thinking that he was Mr. Right when he was actually neither.

Ric said that he wouldn't approve of any boyfriend I brought home untiil I found one that loves me like he loves Tina. I'm really bored with men talking about marriage. 9 proposals, 3 broken engagements, 1 purchased and returned wedding dress...

Whoever you are, don't you dare ask me to marry you or even bring up the "M" word until you've talked to God, my Daddy and Ric and bought a ring. Otherwise I'm going to assume that you're just blowing sunshine up an orifice that ladies simply don't mention.

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